Fuckonomics

You’re born with a ton of fucks to give, so you spend them like a kid with a credit card. You give fucks about your friends, about your grades, about your fashion sense, about strangers’ opinions. You give way to many fucks about way too many things, you have so many. Then, as you get older, you have maybe 10 fucks per month, so you learn to budget them. You allocate fucks to family and career, but there aren’t enough fucks left to give to the newest fads. Oh, someone at work has something they need my help with that’s outside my job title? I’ll do my best to allocate some fucks, but this month is pretty tight. Then, as you get even older, you’re down down to 1-2 fucks a month, and those fucks are damn precious. You give them to your family and your hobbies and your job, and that’s kinda it. It’s not your fault - fucks expire too quickly, I would’ve liked to save my fucks from when I was younger but I can’t. Then, you hit fuck insolvency. You’re getting like 1 fuck a year, and you have to make it last. So you go without, and even previously fuck-worthy things, you just can’t give a fuck. Some people run out quickly, some people have a fuck trust fund that pays out a decent amount even into old age. But at some point, the fuck faucet runs completely dry and you’re out of fucks to give. It’s basic fuckonomics.

Running with the cows

The funny thing is that I never learned how to type. Never had a class in school. Never had a job that it was really necessary to type fast. But somehow I know how to type. I can get on a keyboard and just start clicking away. My fingers know where to go but my brain is not doing the work, or thats how it feels. And I can't tell you what keys are where. But when it comes time to type it just works. I guess that is what it is like for people that are good at shooting or martial arts. It just works.

Hello, my name is Mike VailShall we begin?

Framing the Shuttle

One of my interest is space. Pretty much anything to do with the universe. One of those things the Space Shuttle. I have seen just about every video I could find. This the first video I have seen that shows just how awesome the Shuttle was. It gives you a sense of scale and speed. It is the only video I know of that has a moving shot from the ground as the Shuttle is in flight.

Lucky Charms

As a side note, Lucky Charms have been around since 1967 and marshmallows make up over 25% of it. If you really like the marshmallows you can buy 95LB’S of them with free shipping! Also each marshmallow has it's own special meaning.

  • Hearts - power to bring things to life
  • Shooting Stars - power to fly
  • Horseshoes - power to speed things up
  • Clovers - luck, but you will never know what kind of luck you'll get
  • Blue Moons - power of invisibility
  • Rainbows - instantaneous travel from place to place
  • Balloons - power to make things float
  • Hourglass - power to control time

Maybe they should change the Leprechaun for Doctor Who.